Given the rise in prominence of Google Whacking as an alternative to Pilates, Yoga, or plain just whacking off, I thought I’d giveit a try myself. Failed miserably of course, but the phrase “pancaked tortoise” turned up a gem in the following blog. I particularly like the realisation that the N key on her keyboard is like a “pancaked clitoris”… The jeans / labia minora homily is also inspired stuff….